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Politique Deluxe

I shanked Joe Biden

And had a smoke with Secret Service on the patio

Good job, guys. And they departed.

Through the sliding doors Joe twitched, I saw him, he looked grim

I said, see, Joe? What you started?.

His last breath was surpassed when he farted

Then he died in earnest. I watched TV.

That was two hours ago. By now you will have learnt this.

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Possible Interactions

Random Dialogue Pt. 12

I got hired by Comedy Central

They like the way I play a guy who’s mental

Little do they know…

Producer: Ok. Now we’re gonna set the cameras here, behind you. And you just sit at your computer and do what you would normally do.

Jose: Ok.

*Jose picks his nose and smears green with a hint of red on the wall*

Producer: Wow. That’s nice.

Jose: I’m hungry. I want to eat the cheese sticks I left in the fridge.

Producer: Ok. Follow him. Come on.

*We are in the kitchen, I am leaning against the sink, eating*

Producer: This is so typical of a Jose story – it’s not going anywhere!

Jose: I rhyme daring. Feelings I ain’t sparing.

Producer: Wow. Did you guys get that?

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Poetry

Chair Munoz

I masturbated into a flower pot
And I swear the lillies grew 10 inches

Finches, they are fish
But I couldn’t distinguish them to save my life
My new wife, is life, and she’s a hell of a woman
Now I’ma rhyme that with tuhman

I kissed the TV, a young Salma Hayek appeared
I touch my own ears to make sure they are there
I comb my hair as I look to see what I’ll wear

My firstborn, I will name him or her, Chair

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