You know, I really think it’s silly when I see a guy dressed as a soldier. There’s something humorous about it. Maybe their demeanor is too serious. They just look ridiculous. This is coming from a guy who dresses all “kooky” or like shit. Anyway, suck my cock.
Suck my cock, yeah you
Suck my cock, I even tell Iraq war veterans, what? You think you did something good?
You’re a mercenary. That’s all. Now suck the cock that’s mine.
Suck my cock, bus. Suck my cock, slurpee
Suck my cock, cement, suck my cock house
All of you, suck my cock, yeah you. you fall under the umbrella of all, so suck it
Ok, so now I’m a millionaire, right? And in the mail what do I get? I get my first check for $1000 (UBI). Wow I’m glad it finally happened. I know I don’t need it so I donate it to charity. Now, finally, I’m faced with the question, which charity do I want to donate to? I never had to Google this but now I am. After a day of deliberation I decided to start my own charity. It’s the Jose Munoz Fund For Young Novelists. And by young I mean anyone who is working on their first novel. Because, although you can be old as a person, you can be young as a novelist, true indeed. So yup. This is my story. Now as a rich man.
They want to go to war with E-ron
E-ron is who they want to war with
Let’s all talk about E-ron. Even me!
I shanked Joe Biden
And had a smoke with Secret Service on the patio
Good job, guys. And they departed.
Through the sliding doors Joe twitched, I saw him, he looked grim
I said, see, Joe? What you started?.
His last breath was surpassed when he farted
Then he died in earnest. I watched TV.
That was two hours ago. By now you will have learnt this.
Ok. I came up with a new idea. More sophisticated people can add to this if they wish.
Ok. So big businesses like Walmart and Amazon have to pay their employees $20 an hour. And small businesses…the government will subsidize them so they can afford to pay employees $20 an hour.
I think we can do it man. #NewIdea
We went on a date
Everything went fine
We got in an Uber and
She let me play with her ass
I squeezed it so hard she felt
A jolt of pain
She told our Uber slave
Don’t worry about us, we’re insane
As I got out I handed him 5
Bucks. I’m also an economic slave, I said
More power to us, yo
We did a fist bump
Like we both know the deal apparently
He handed me a pamphlet
He said, have you heard about the revolution?
Listen, man. I wrote this.
No fucking way.
*He looks at me in amazement*