Mike Arlington

Never Too Late Till It Is

I knew a guy who had a thousand kids
With 500 women
That’s a thousand tits
This guy his name was Mike
He could of bought a shitty car
But opted for a nice ass bike

He rides around the village
With the fellas smoking blunts
He checks out all the hotties
With the sexy bodies in the summer
He told the whole world
That he was an up and comer

When he turned 80 he became
Very ill and felt lame
He was taken to the hospital
His last words were:
I would have made it
If not for this obstacle
!

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So Amazing

BANG BANG. I train man
To tan true fuck a spray tan
A lone wolf outweighs clans
That’s the power of the solo cause
Oh no! Jaws!!
I came back to get ya like a clause in a contract
Shoulda read the whole thing
The Solo King. There’s only one kingdom, ya’ll
If you heard different you’re tripping off PCP
They be looking at me like they’ve seen E.T.
I bought a 2019 Mustang GT
Hop in. Let’s take a road trip to Compton
Or Stockton. To see if it’s as bad as they say
Who’s they? Rappers and common knowledge
I think I’m ruggedly polished
I demolish the vanguard with poems galore
I think the floor is the roof and the roof is the floor
I rode my Mustang to the store
I purchased hot Cheetos and dip
I saw a Blood and a Crip and they were both talking shit
A cashier pulled out a mirror and popped off her forehead a zit
I think I’m a baller legit, like Twist and the Mobstaz Speedknot
I’m drinking a lot of water so I pee a lot
I’m feeling like I needa jot or spontaneously I’ll combust
I told a stockgirl my dick is hard and I need it sucked
I’m bumping beats with my speakers from Sony
They inspire more rhymes
And hell yeah I have time
So much time on my hands
It’s as if I hold the Desert Sahara
In my pleasurable hands

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