I fuck her ass
Until she releases gas
And the fart enters my dick
Thru the penis hole
And my penis gets poisoned

Two weeks later…I’m at the doctor’s
I’m like Doc my dick is rotting away
What’s going on?!!!
Well, it looks like someone farted into your dick, Jose
What can be done?!!
It’s gonna have to be sucked out
But my girlfriend is out of town!!
The doctor falls to his knees and opens his mouth