Poetry

You’re Either

By now you know…..

It’s better to be with me
Than against me
Bop into my Bentley

Let’s go for a spin
See the streetlights, they get dim
The further South we go
Wild Hunnids, you ever explore?
On the corner is whores, they collect profits
On the corner is niggas, poor people, watch it!
Niggas is just poor folk, forget pigmentations
That’s what I mean by niggas, a clarification

Now get out of my Bentley, you stink like dead grass
Like Big said, I’m glad I ain’t spend no cash to hit yo nasty ass

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story

Wild Festivity

I went to a carnival
They let a tiger walk the street
She was on an imaginary leash
And a clown told everyone to calm down
It won’t attack you
!

The tiger made its way to a water fountain
It licked at water
The clown stood by waving at stunned onlookers
The tiger roared, even the clown started backing away from it

“What’s wrong?! I thought it was on a leash?”

It is! He reassured them. Then he pretended to pick up the leash.

The tiger then rolled over, she wanted her stomach rubbed. So cute

The crowd went: AWWW

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Jose Has Left The Building

Outside

I ran into Matthew

He was selling cherry

Encrusted cashews

I’m like damn, that sounds good, how much?

He said, for you? a thousand bucks

That’s a little pricey

Then Matthew noticed

The building I was coming out of

He said, what were you doing

In there? In there, what were you doing?

His finger pointed, it shone

Underneath the streetlight

2 minutes ago it was mid-afternoon

And now a dark warm summer night?

I said, let’s take a walk my friend

I got a story worth a thousand cashews

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Journal

No Home-O

If not for my parents…I might be homeless
I’m 26 and if not for my parents
I could very well be homeless
I’m so lucky because my mom
She says I can stay here forever

Obviously I don’t want to
But I can’t afford to live
Somewhere else
And I’m 26!
Am I supposed to be embarrassed?
If not for my parents…I might be homeless

And that is NOT sexy

Sometimes reality is not sexy

Sometimes it is

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