Matthew was in the bathroom and yet he looked up at the sky.
He said, can you please write more descriptive passages about me! And give me plot armor. Heavy, heavy, plot armor. I don’t wanna die! I don’t! I don’t!
His girlfriend said, “that was good.” She was in the shower looking all sexy. “Is that a new part?”
Yeah. It’s for my new acting class at the improv. We each have to pick a scene from a random shit. I found this in Jose’s car.
“It sounds lovely sweety. I know you will make a great actor someday. Even Jose thinks that.”
Jose…man. He’s just being nice.
Matthew masturbated into the toilet as he watched his girlfriend take a shower. His girlfriend was about to get out, but he told her to remain showering so he could bust twice a nut. “Are you fucking serious? Fucking sex Freak!”