I Got Hired (Fast Food)

I got hired by White Castle
Bit of a hassle to make the onion rings
You know?
And the sliders
But hey! At least I’m a provider
A survivor of all things horrid

I saw a black girl singing a Beyonce chorus
She’s my coworker and she won’t shut up
On the phone I overheard her say
She likes to take it in the butt
I gasped. Now I always look at her in the ass
Just imagining
Anyway this is my new job



There were two giant mice
Who ate rice with the common folk
And they bit the people’s heads off
Kuz..they would come into the restaurant
And sit next to them, the mice

The mice ate rice with a spoon and a fork
Silverware, dork

Natasha, she came in with a fake shotgun
But it turned out to be real and so
She actually committed suicide

The mice ran to her aid
And the manager got mad
Because they did not paid

Anyway this is the story
Of big mice