Publisher: Ok so you’re Latino. Poor Urban. Mentally ill. Good looking. Oh my god this can sell!
Publisher: Oh my jeeze. If you identify as non-binary, I’ll really have an orgasm.
Author: Whatever it takes, man. You can put that umm I was raised in a forest by woodpeckers for all I care.
Publisher: Perfect. Oh my Lordie. We’re gonna make a lot of money Jose. I’m telling you that right now. You’re gonna be a very rich man.
Author: You mean, non-binary.