Political Talk Show (Basement Edition)

I’m gonna start a political talk show. That’s where the money’s at these days. It will all be from the perspective of a guy in a basement. I’ll probably average 32 views a day. 28 coming from me. But hey everyone has to start somewhere. I’ll probably give up after going a long stretch without positive reinforcement. But something I’ll never give up on is this right here, folks. I love me some WordPress.


Young Authors

Ok, so now I’m a millionaire, right? And in the mail what do I get? I get my first check for $1000 (UBI). Wow I’m glad it finally happened. I know I don’t need it so I donate it to charity. Now, finally, I’m faced with the question, which charity do I want to donate to? I never had to Google this but now I am. After a day of deliberation I decided to start my own charity. It’s the Jose Munoz Fund For Young Novelists. And by young I mean anyone who is working on their first novel. Because, although you can be old as a person, you can be young as a novelist, true indeed. So yup. This is my story. Now as a rich man.


Politique Deluxe

I shanked Joe Biden

And had a smoke with Secret Service on the patio

Good job, guys. And they departed.

Through the sliding doors Joe twitched, I saw him, he looked grim

I said, see, Joe? What you started?.

His last breath was surpassed when he farted

Then he died in earnest. I watched TV.

That was two hours ago. By now you will have learnt this.