What I did when I got rich
I bought a cottage
I bought a cottage
I bought a cottage and looked out the window
No one in the area, had the slightest clue
That I was a millionaire, no one knew
I’ma chill kuz even thugs relax
I remember this guy used to bring his lunch pack
To school every day, EXCEPT FRIDAY
Because Friday was pizza day
Oh now you wanna eat our food!
Soda pop sonata
Tu habla Frahnces?
Sexo orita y sexo despues
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to my…conquest
Officer 1: You think he’s ready?
Officer 2: Yeah he sounds ready. Let’s bring him in.
Officer 1: You know…some people do the craziest things.
Officer 2: He’s not crazy. He’s stupid.
Officer 1: Well…I wouldn’t be so sure.
Officer 2: We’re gonna see when we bring him in. We’re gonna get a good measure of him.
Officer 1: Yeah I actually can’t wait for that.
Officer 2: I bet you a small coffee he’ll start crying for his mommy.
Officer 1: Oh shit look at that. He just wrote a post addressing us talking about him.
She said, Jose I need you to take me to the hospital
I have arthritis – in my tits.
Is that even possible?
It is. I’m the first case. They want to name the disease after me
Wow. Well at least you get that.
Yeah. So can you take me?
Thanks babe. You’re the best.
Hey, I’m just doing what any decent person would.
No. You’re better than a decent person. . . You are a great person.
An egg with purple stripes. It hatches and in it are a book of matches
A girl cop making your world stop when she hurls shots at your twirl top
You win the lottery. Next day you invest in pottery and a company named Shottery
I threw myself on the ground and no one tried to pick me up
I discovered a new drug, it’s called Notti, you drink it with tea or with cotti
You arrive at your apartment, it’s dark. Thru a straw someone shoots at you a dart
I graduated with a degree, a bachelor’s, now I’m at home feeling like a factor
I ate cupcakes in a Mustang, while blasting the music of a band named Punch Fangs
I opened a kratom bar. 5 years later I’m recognized as a kratom star