A Tale of Two Tales

I saw sexy Cindy in the car with pedophile Steve

On her knees she got on and sucked his oblong bidong

See Cindy is only 6

And at this age she was introduced to dick

I stepped in to intervene. I put Steve to the test

We wrestled on the floor and I did a citizen’s arrest

I brought Cindy back home

And as I was leaving

I saw through the front window, to her dad she was giving him dome


Terminally Ill

I’m a slicker city
Shining like a city sticker on a Maserati
Or a blue striped shark Bugatti
I’m like otti when I show my body
I’m crazy I’m handsome
I’m lazy I’m ransom
In highschool I ran some
From rival gangs
My idols slain
They died in drive-bys
One even had his wake shot up
Out of the coma I got up from
I think your occupation is dumb


Fuck U, Pay Me

Pay me in large amounts, sign to me magnificent checks

I want to buy a magnificent home, with a magnificent desk

I want to buy the silence of women I’ve harassed, how much do that cost?

I want to purchase golden floss

So my teeth can be more prettier

I want to buy a peace of mind so my mood can be more sillier

I want to buy everything, so everything I must buy it

All you have to do is this… 💰

Pay me in large amounts, sign to me magnificent checks


Psy Borg Thore

I’m homicidal
So it’s smart to stay away from me
At any second
I could snap
I could crack
A joke…and defuse the tension
But why do that? When I LOVE the tension

Yup. I think ya shit sucks
Just give up
You’ll never achieve, you’ll never climb higher
I’m a poet slash vampire
I’m out!
Syke! I’m a damn liar
My name is not even Jose
It’s actually Miguelito
That’s an inside joke