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Another Story

There was a guy named Calderon. In his way was Jeddy Loomer. “Out my way, sir. Can you not see I am headed past where you are standing?” They was in a hallway. It was narrow like the stick of an arrow. Little sunlight came thru thick drapes. And Jeddy peeled them back and saw apes. Just roaming. Like kids in a playground. “Calderon, I cannot let you pass. I cannot let you pass because it is known you are a thief. Of the highest magnitude. So I must turn you away.”

Calderon looked past Jeddy. “What is that?” Calderon then dashed past Jeddy and it was off to the races. Oh my god, he thought, I can’t wait to get the gold. I’m gonna bring it back to the village and save everyone. Me, my family, my everyone.

Jeddy took a dive at Calderon. It was but a minute later that the man in the Gold Room opened the door and saw Jeddy and Calderon making out.

Hot.

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Poetry

Hojitos Lindos

I saw a firefighter smashing his head on a fire hydrant

I saw a tyrant eating cockroach cookies with boyscouts

I saw the hand of doubt slap a mousetrap silly, thus releasing the mouse

I saw a porno and this was the marketing: Guy And Girl With HIV Have Sex

I saw a Rex-T he was sucking off the dick of a chicken

I saw a lot of things, like terror in the heartland of Europe

I saw vapor arising from my semen and escaping thru the vents

I saw a bear sleeping in a tent and humans with spears and chuckles approaching it

I saw a pair of tits with inversed nipples, the pointy part was in the back

I saw…hmm..what else did i see, I saw a stork in divorce court, across from him was an elk, and to the side of him was a moth

I saw….daw in daphireen salla

Yeah yeah yeah

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Spinners & Diamonds

Suck cock!, you fiendish imp!
Don’t you dare get crimp
Voyager, destroing blurs
Placard reads, The Packers bleed
Surging sodomy, my tip squirts white like Elmer’s orange

She wore a leotard, her name was Leo
The watchmen arrove in Geos
By torchlight I wrote this

Open-mouthed your blouse is torn
Boundless joy
World meets boy
New show
Airs tonight

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Speshial Deshial

King Tut’s tomb, Milkyways were scattered
A wife in the corner crying battered
But wait. The scene gets sadder

A boy with a grey lollipop
Makes a face when he sucks and gets no flavor
Outside my neighbors sleep depressed
They think that God is testing them

If you masturbate for one hour
When you nut, it shoots out farther
And old garbs will clean it up
Like Pine Sol. I also like dryer sheets
Brushed my teeth today
Now I’m loving how my teeth look

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