My mansion. So beautiful. I now own a mansion. I thought, “what constitutes a mansion?” Without looking up the definition, could I define it for myself? Later I had the keys to my mansion. Real estate agent was a swell chick. I wouldn’t mind hitting that, I thought. Such a guy thing to think.
She said, I’ve heard of you. You’re that guy. With the website. Big dreams! That’s all you ever talked about. Big dreams!
Yup. Started out in a basement, you know? By the way, does this place have a basement?
Yeah. I’ll show you. *She takes me by the hand* (HOT!)
Ok. It’s a gorgeous basement. It really is like something to cry over. That’s how nice it is.
“Excuse me,” I said “here are some pictures of my old basement. I would like for this basement to be remodeled…To resemble it.”
She looked at the pics, then looked at me solemn. “I can do that.”