Poetry

Lezie

Lesbianic medallions spin on dykes in boy shorts

Saggy shorts she’s wearing

But at dick is what she’s staring

At my dick, or the dick of someone standing behind me?

What are you looking at dyke? You want some of this?

Next thing you know…the dyke gives me the sweetest, most softest kiss

As I get out of the train I’m reassessing like, maybe I had dykes all wrong

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Poetry

Simple Tin

Nah bitch
I ain’t a nahvice
Autistic mind, my mind is autistic
It’s like Nas said, now that I said it I force you to think it
Dunk it, dink it
Share it, link it
The Link Card, I have the Link Card
Now I face true shame
But my closet? Check out my shoe game
It’s immaculate
Count Dracula, I Dracu it
I’m the type who will kidnap ya bitch
Like Elizabeth Smart
Did I mention her before
Cops busted in screaming, get on the floor!
Guns drawn but I wasn’t there
They missed me

By a hair

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story

Another Story

There was a guy named Calderon. In his way was Jeddy Loomer. “Out my way, sir. Can you not see I am headed past where you are standing?” They was in a hallway. It was narrow like the stick of an arrow. Little sunlight came thru thick drapes. And Jeddy peeled them back and saw apes. Just roaming. Like kids in a playground. “Calderon, I cannot let you pass. I cannot let you pass because it is known you are a thief. Of the highest magnitude. So I must turn you away.”

Calderon looked past Jeddy. “What is that?” Calderon then dashed past Jeddy and it was off to the races. Oh my god, he thought, I can’t wait to get the gold. I’m gonna bring it back to the village and save everyone. Me, my family, my everyone.

Jeddy took a dive at Calderon. It was but a minute later that the man in the Gold Room opened the door and saw Jeddy and Calderon making out.

Hot.

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