I applaud the AAF for starting a league. I think the appetite for football extends far beyond the NFL season. If I were an investor I would have invested money in this league. I think it will do well financially as a result of the demand. I will be watching…the AAF.
Football is the coolest sport
There is no sport that’s cooler
Basketball comes close…
But the NFL is like DAMN
Football is the sport of MAN
Mankind honors football
Football honors Man
Can’t you tell by now
I’ma football fan
A football fan, oh yes I am
Daisy dukes and baby nukes
I learned how to
Make a nuke from scratch
The nuclear football
Was thrown at the President
Someone said “catch!”
I caught a nuke and threw
A Hail Mary – completed
Everyday I’m persevering
Everyday they think I’m defeated
I deflated the nuclear football
Like the Patriots cheating
They said, “who you got in the playoffs?”
I said the Bears. They’re still in it
They play this weekend
Da bears. The bears
The bears. Da bears. The bears
About nothing else I care
My life=The Bears
Told me, Jose,
You gotta stay on top of your game
I said, I know
That’s what I’m doing
I wear Calvin Klein
I went to Tennessee and witnessed
Peyton Manning play
For the Volunteers. He steered the offense magnificently. They won the game. Fans went insane. I asked why they go insane. It’s just a game. “Pride, bro,” someone said.
Yeah, when they win, we win, said a girl next to him. It has no direct impact on our lives. But still. It’s a mild thrill.
But where does it emanate from? I asked
Are you playing dumb? She asked.
Yeah. I am.
But, no I’m not, is what I thought.
So I’m either actually dumb or smart.
Sometimes you can be so smart that you’re actually dumb
Or you can be so dumb that you’re actually smart
No, you cant, she said
Oh shit, did I say that out loud?
Yeah you did