On The Run For Fun

I’m on the run. Helicopters circle skies
People cry, “I think he’s over here!”
When in fact I’m not. False alarm
On the news they say he could be armed
Let his charm not fool you, they warn
Raining down on me is the mainstream media’s scorn
“He’s despicable!” says a newsman
On YouTube I view them
Talkin’ bout me…kinda weird
“Oh shit! I think he’s over here!”

Oh fuck! Gotta go!