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Pizza Boy

My favorite job was being a pizza boy. I liked making cash. Everyday taking home money. Cool people, I met. The coolest people I met at pizza places. Also, very relaxed setting. Like if it wasn’t busy, I could bullshit around with everyone or I could just go to my car and do something. For example, write poems. And I got to listen to music all the time. It was good. I had some car issues so I was no longer able to be a beloved pizza boy. But I liked being a pizza boy. Let the record show.

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Why Violence (A Deep Look)

I begin with an obvious statement. When you and another party cannot reconcile your differences by peaceful means, violence is the lone alternative left on the table. One party imposing its will on another party through sheer physical dominance. And that is why, based on how I see the world around me (ultra rich vs. everyone else), it is time to kill lawmakers. “But wait,” you say. “Let us wait until this next election. Let us see what happens.” I agree with you, my brother. Let us give this corrupt government of ours one more chance – for old times sake. But I wouldn’t care if someone got a headstart on this business of killing lawmakers.

I will expand on my political theory of killing lawmakers in a later treatise titled, To Kill Bad Law & Make Good Law: A Guide

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In The Name Of Jesus

Jesus said, turn the other cheek
Was Jesus…weak?

I’m starting to think Jesus was just a weakling. A lot of what he says is pussy shit

I mean take away divine superpowers and he’s just a pushover.

I’m just thinking out loud man. These aren’t my final thoughts on Jesus. Just a few.

Jesus said, turn the other cheek
Was Jesus…weak?

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Political Talk Show (Basement Edition)

I’m gonna start a political talk show. That’s where the money’s at these days. It will all be from the perspective of a guy in a basement. I’ll probably average 32 views a day. 28 coming from me. But hey everyone has to start somewhere. I’ll probably give up after going a long stretch without positive reinforcement. But something I’ll never give up on is this right here, folks. I love me some WordPress.

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Below The Fray

Here’s what I discovered: poverty is not very masculine. Even the poorest of men feel compelled to act like everything is fine…because complaining is also not masculine. But if you don’t complain, it must be assumed that everything is fine.

Here is what I discovered: poverty is not very masculine

How about a violent revolution: that is very masculine

Stand by for further instructions.

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