I ate the testicles of a wooly mammoth
And then I celebrated the Holy Sabbath
I ran into a drug store and robbed the pharmacist
Two days later I’m found unconscious on the ground and shit
I equipped a bow to my shield, and I taped an arrow to the end of my sword
They told me, son…are you ready for the lamest war?
I said no, save me for the war that is greatest
I saw a guy named Arabis