Poetry

Clever Poetry

I ate the testicles of a wooly mammoth
And then I celebrated the Holy Sabbath

I ran into a drug store and robbed the pharmacist
Two days later I’m found unconscious on the ground and shit

I equipped a bow to my shield, and I taped an arrow to the end of my sword
They told me, son…are you ready for the lamest war?

I said no, save me for the war that is greatest
I saw a guy named Arabis

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