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I Placed An Order

Baby, do you remember

When I kissed your butthole and let my tongue flicker

Baby, do you remember

When they came out with that app, Flickr

Neither do I. After sex make me pie

I want it with vanilla and cherry

And decorate the plate with berries

Oh we don’t have any? Go pick some

Off a tree, duh

Don’t look at me like that, just get going woman

I swear, women are so difficult

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Hojitos Lindos

I saw a firefighter smashing his head on a fire hydrant

I saw a tyrant eating cockroach cookies with boyscouts

I saw the hand of doubt slap a mousetrap silly, thus releasing the mouse

I saw a porno and this was the marketing: Guy And Girl With HIV Have Sex

I saw a Rex-T he was sucking off the dick of a chicken

I saw a lot of things, like terror in the heartland of Europe

I saw vapor arising from my semen and escaping thru the vents

I saw a bear sleeping in a tent and humans with spears and chuckles approaching it

I saw a pair of tits with inversed nipples, the pointy part was in the back

I saw…hmm..what else did i see, I saw a stork in divorce court, across from him was an elk, and to the side of him was a moth

I saw….daw in daphireen salla

Yeah yeah yeah

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Spinners & Diamonds

Suck cock!, you fiendish imp!
Don’t you dare get crimp
Voyager, destroing blurs
Placard reads, The Packers bleed
Surging sodomy, my tip squirts white like Elmer’s orange

She wore a leotard, her name was Leo
The watchmen arrove in Geos
By torchlight I wrote this

Open-mouthed your blouse is torn
Boundless joy
World meets boy
New show
Airs tonight

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