Poetry

Fuck U, Pay Me

Pay me in large amounts, sign to me magnificent checks

I want to buy a magnificent home, with a magnificent desk

I want to buy the silence of women I’ve harassed, how much do that cost?

I want to purchase golden floss

So my teeth can be more prettier

I want to buy a peace of mind so my mood can be more sillier

I want to buy everything, so everything I must buy it

All you have to do is this… 💰

Pay me in large amounts, sign to me magnificent checks

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Poetry

A Pleasant Surprise

I found $40
I thought I didn’t have
Reached into my pocket
Knowing I had x amount of cash
But I was wrong
I had $40
I thought I didn’t have
$40. I had $40 more
Than I thought I originally had in store
$40 dollars more. I now have
And I am so glad.
And I thought, I knew it!
I knew I had $40 more that I just couldn’t find
Finding those $40 really eased my mind

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