I’ve Been Diagnosed

I’ve been diagnosed…with cancer
Very soon I will be “passing away”
I have cancer in my left buttocks
Also called the asscheek
I had to get my left asscheek removed
And now to prolong my life by 6 months
I will be getting my right asscheek
So it’s understood…I am set to be without an ass
And that’s unfortunate
But not as unfortunate
As being diagnosed
With cancer