Scenario

Don’t Leave The Windows Open

Imagine if Kim Kardashian was trying to calm Kanye West down but nothing she does is working and then he jumps out a window.

Then…the next day…CNN, TMZ, TWITTER, KANYE WEST THROWS HIMSELF OUT OF A WINDOW

Saturday Night Live does a skit about it..
And they recreate the scene of Kanye throwing himself out of a window
….

A week later…NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE: KANYE JUMPING FROM WINDOW leaks on the internet.

That’s the world we live in, folks.

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Letter

No Phones

I received a letter in the mail.
It was from Heather McCale
She said the following:

Jose, I enjoyed the time we spent in Grand Rapids. It was the best time of my life. Well…not really the best but it was close. I will never forget the motel we stayed at. 2 stars?! I was expecting 1 maybe 1 and a half. So you really surprised me with that sweetheart. Anyways, I’m writing to let you know that I threw away my phone and I told people if they want to contact me to write to me. They were like “emails?” I said “No, letters.”

So please meet me next week, Monday at 6PM at the library by your house. I’ll have so much to tell you about my topsy-turvy week. And I’m sure you will too. Thank you Jose, this was the best advice I’ve ever gotten. You’re so wise lol. I know you cringe when people compliment you but please take this compliment kindly. Anyway, I have to go write more letters to a few fortune others. Do keep me in mind. See ya next week 🙂

With Love,

Heather

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