Water bottle wazoo
Water bottle waddle some more
I saw a water bottle at the store
It said, Pick me! Oh. Oh. Pick me.
Why hasn’t anyone picked you, I asked it
No one drinks water no more, man
Hmm. Well let me see. I’m gonna try to get something that goes down good with water.
*5 minutes pass*
Oh cool. You’re taking me?
What did you get? Is it something tasty? Is it something crunchy?
You ask a lot of questions for a water bottle…….I got chocolate
What kind of chocolate?
Don’t trip, potato chip
Hey can you not drink me? And can we just be friends
I don’t know, man. I’m already friends with a tire. People are gonna think I’m crazy. But then again…people thought I was crazy before i became friends with a tire
Crazy? You look pretty cool to me.
Keep talking, water bottle. Flattery will get you very far with me.
I think you’re hot.
Cashier looks at me all crazy. I look at her…you hear that? My water bottle thinks I’m hot