Poetry

Simple Tin

Nah bitch
I ain’t a nahvice
Autistic mind, my mind is autistic
It’s like Nas said, now that I said it I force you to think it
Dunk it, dink it
Share it, link it
The Link Card, I have the Link Card
Now I face true shame
But my closet? Check out my shoe game
It’s immaculate
Count Dracula, I Dracu it
I’m the type who will kidnap ya bitch
Like Elizabeth Smart
Did I mention her before
Cops busted in screaming, get on the floor!
Guns drawn but I wasn’t there
They missed me

By a hair

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Poetry

Hojitos Lindos

I saw a firefighter smashing his head on a fire hydrant

I saw a tyrant eating cockroach cookies with boyscouts

I saw the hand of doubt slap a mousetrap silly, thus releasing the mouse

I saw a porno and this was the marketing: Guy And Girl With HIV Have Sex

I saw a Rex-T he was sucking off the dick of a chicken

I saw a lot of things, like terror in the heartland of Europe

I saw vapor arising from my semen and escaping thru the vents

I saw a bear sleeping in a tent and humans with spears and chuckles approaching it

I saw a pair of tits with inversed nipples, the pointy part was in the back

I saw…hmm..what else did i see, I saw a stork in divorce court, across from him was an elk, and to the side of him was a moth

I saw….daw in daphireen salla

Yeah yeah yeah

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Poetry

Spinners & Diamonds

Suck cock!, you fiendish imp!
Don’t you dare get crimp
Voyager, destroing blurs
Placard reads, The Packers bleed
Surging sodomy, my tip squirts white like Elmer’s orange

She wore a leotard, her name was Leo
The watchmen arrove in Geos
By torchlight I wrote this

Open-mouthed your blouse is torn
Boundless joy
World meets boy
New show
Airs tonight

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Speshial Deshial

King Tut’s tomb, Milkyways were scattered
A wife in the corner crying battered
But wait. The scene gets sadder

A boy with a grey lollipop
Makes a face when he sucks and gets no flavor
Outside my neighbors sleep depressed
They think that God is testing them

If you masturbate for one hour
When you nut, it shoots out farther
And old garbs will clean it up
Like Pine Sol. I also like dryer sheets
Brushed my teeth today
Now I’m loving how my teeth look

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