A judge goes home to his fat fucking wife. Ugly too.
Judge: I don’t know how much time to give this kid. He’s an adult but he’s like a fucking kid. I have to remember that. He’s an adult. The kid is an adult.
Wife: Well what’s the problem?
Judge: The problem is…I don’t know. I get a vibe…ah you wouldn’t understand.
Wife: Do you want me to suck your dick?
Judge: No bitch! I’m thinking about the kid
Wife: That’s it! You’re sleeping alone tonight.
*Judge thinks about a gangsta ass nigga*