Kitchen Wonders

New Recipe

Boil a pot of rainwater

Drop your pants, position yourself over the pot (as if shitting), let steam hit asshole for 5 minutes.

Then, squeeze a bit of honey onto index finger. Rub index finger around asshole.

Next, do the same with Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup.

Finally, lay flat on the floor, spread asscheeks apart and rip a sugar packet over your asshole.

Bon appetit. Your significant other is now ready to eat your asshole. Delicious!

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