Boil a pot of rainwater
Drop your pants, position yourself over the pot (as if shitting), let steam hit asshole for 5 minutes.
Then, squeeze a bit of honey onto index finger. Rub index finger around asshole.
Next, do the same with Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup.
Finally, lay flat on the floor, spread asscheeks apart and rip a sugar packet over your asshole.
Bon appetit. Your significant other is now ready to eat your asshole. Delicious!