I got hired by Comedy Central
They like the way I play a guy who’s mental
Little do they know…
Producer: Ok. Now we’re gonna set the cameras here, behind you. And you just sit at your computer and do what you would normally do.
*Jose picks his nose and smears green with a hint of red on the wall*
Producer: Wow. That’s nice.
Jose: I’m hungry. I want to eat the cheese sticks I left in the fridge.
Producer: Ok. Follow him. Come on.
*We are in the kitchen, I am leaning against the sink, eating*
Producer: This is so typical of a Jose story – it’s not going anywhere!
Jose: I rhyme daring. Feelings I ain’t sparing.
Producer: Wow. Did you guys get that?