I’m so grateful because
I had a beautiful babe pay
Me a conjugal visit
She sat on me like I was Earth
I cursed like, ahh fuck, ahh shit, yeah
Time was up, at the guard I smirked
Lucky you, said the guard
I know, I replied. I’m a lucky guy.
Does she have a cousin
You can hook me up with?
She might. Keep bringing me old rap magazines
And I’ll see what I can do
Two months later I get out
He’s like, but what about the cousin?