New Verse

New Verse, blue shirt benellevee
Smeared gel on smelly feet to cover the odor

“Welcome to Hollywood, may I take your order?”

yeah I’ll have a little bit of this

“Would you also like a little bit of that?”


I went to the mess hall but it wasn’t a mess

One of the elders, his name was Quest

He said,

Rhyme cannonical

Time is abdominal

Meaning it’s crunch time?


But first it is lunch time

We ate oatmeal with pieces of meat in it

And performing live was Jean Paul Sartre

I read some of his books

Good for you!

He gave me a cookie, oatmeal of course

We then played sports, badminton

I received a 1st place ribbon and appeared on SportsCenter later

A guy ran out of a coffeeshop and said, “hey this is you in the paper”

Wow, this is a good picture of me

I made note of the author to thank him later

Turns out the author was kind of hot and now I want to date her

But first, I was shown a crater in Area 51

We filled it with champagne and swam

Girls with tans were all over us

We boarded a party bus and went to Atlanta

We watched the Superbowl, Patriots, Rams

Didn’t this already happen?

The elder was gone

And now I’m in a room with a table of pong, playing a guy named Ping

A termite sings in the shelter of dogs and the Grammy goes to him

A hat I wear with a golden brim and a silver cane props me up

A guy named Flux calls me over and shows me his Gameboy

Pretty cool, right? It just came out

Then a guy named Lout calls me out

A wave of my hand and he becomes a trout

I ride a shout like a slide and appear in front of deer, they’re having a meeting

They are planning on dressing up as people in costumes and going trick or treating, a scheme to get candy

Deer eat candy? Oh shit! I clasped at my mouth

Who invited him?!

Now I’m being head-butted by deer, it’s worse than it sounds

Now I’m Downtown. On Wacker Drive a pitcher’s mound. And I’m coming out of a dugout.

Dusty Baker is like, it’s up to you kid

I throw a curve ball and strike him out with one pitch. Then the app Stitch. And then a future app named Kitch. Having something to do with kitchens.

Oh my god the clock is ticking

It’s the elder! Where the fuck have you been

In the gym working on my abs


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