It was a day of Decapitations
All you saw was a field of MAGA hats
These poor bastards
Apparently, the night before they had all been decapitated by The Decapitator. He’s a man with blistering strength and speed and he never wears a shirt. He also wears a stocking cap. He is The Decapitator.
As I made my way thru the field, I saw the backdoor entrance to a Kohl’s. Two employees were on cigarette breaks.
Can I have one?
Now we’re all smoking. Talking about the field of hats. Next thing you know…
Flashback To The Present
*I’m at a preschool. I’m talking to a group of children.*
“What! What! What happened next!”
Well, kids. They’re gonna have to book me again for you all to find out.