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A Field Of Dreams

It was a day of Decapitations
All you saw was a field of MAGA hats

These poor bastards

Apparently, the night before they had all been decapitated by The Decapitator. He’s a man with blistering strength and speed and he never wears a shirt. He also wears a stocking cap. He is The Decapitator.

As I made my way thru the field, I saw the backdoor entrance to a Kohl’s. Two employees were on cigarette breaks.

Can I have one?

Now we’re all smoking. Talking about the field of hats. Next thing you know…

Flashback To The Present

*I’m at a preschool. I’m talking to a group of children.*

“What! What! What happened next!”

Well, kids. They’re gonna have to book me again for you all to find out.

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