I turned on the news
The news anchors said, Can you hear us
Yes I can hear you
Knock twice if you can hear us
Ok. Now open your hand and reach into the TV, almost like your cautiously trying to raise your hand to a fire to keep it warm
Ok. I’m doing it…. whoa
Now I’m in studio wearing a suit, sitting behind a desk
Welcome to the news, I began. Today we will tell you about how raising the minimum wage will destroy the economy.
*I look away from the teleprompter.*
Umm I actually think the minimum wage should be raised to $20.
Are you fucking serious?!@@ You’re fucking nutz boy! You’re fired.
Well at least I said what I believe
Oh you think you’re so cool. You think you’re the first to do that? Get the fuck out of here man!
*And now I’m back in my room.*