I tied up a cop in my basement..
This was a dirty cop so it’s ok
I used a saw to take his head off, non-electric
So now his neck is open like a straw
And I jammed a broom in it
He clutched his stomach and felt the wooden handle
He’s back on the force
And now the boys call him Broom Head
Two weeks after that?
There’s a guy on the force they call Mop Head
Lol. What’s next?
A plunger? Actually, yeah.