Poetry

Fix Yo Face!

I tied up a cop in my basement..
This was a dirty cop so it’s ok

I used a saw to take his head off, non-electric
So now his neck is open like a straw
And I jammed a broom in it
He clutched his stomach and felt the wooden handle
He’s back on the force
And now the boys call him Broom Head

Two weeks after that?
There’s a guy on the force they call Mop Head

Lol. What’s next?

A plunger? Actually, yeah.

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