story

Crazy Story

I killed someone’s dad for candy
My punishment? I had to adopt his kid

I said, look kid, I’m sorry for what I did
He said, that’s ok. I think you’re cooler than my dad
Oh my God, I almost cried.

Flashback To The Present

*I’m with my date at a pizza parlor. It’s me, the chick, and the kid.*

So yeah. And that’s how I met my kid.

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