I got a call from my agent
He said, Jose…I got good news and bad news.
What’s the bad news?
I think the pizza I ate last night gave me an upset stomach.
Oh. Great. What’s the good news? You drank some Peptobismol?
No. Jose. You’re gonna love this. I got you a $100,000 advance. And you’re set to be published by the end of the year.