I want to bang a Pakistani broad
I hear they serve their men well
But who would want to serve me?
I’m just a blogger. An illfamed one at that
My fame is ill. I made up that word just now, illfamed
She said, sweetheart whats your name, as I got out of the rain
Oh so you’ve heard about me?
Oh yes, my Lord
Haha. My Lord. I’m nobody’s Lord, dear.
Oh but about that you are wrong.
Well you can add that to the list of things I’ve been wrong about
Come. I’ve prepared a meal, my Lord.