I saw Hello Kitty in an alley
It was standing there – by itself
I froze. I took a drag from a cigarette
Then I said, a Hello Kitty doesn’t scare me!
I walked towards it. It was in my way.
I needed to walk past it to get home.
I was making my way around it
Then it got in my way
I’m like, how are you doing this, Hello Kitty?
That night, I went to take a shower
And Hello Kitty was in my shower
Now everywhere I go I am followed
By Hello Kitty