I went to a buffet
I had a suflay
I thought, I never had a suflay
But now I’m eating one

Then I ate jello, the red one and the yellow one
I saw a Chinese guy with his yellow son
I said hello fellow, huh? Is how he responded
I said I am a correspondent for CBS
What is your take on this buffet, do you think it’s good
Yes. It’s very good. Now please let us be

Ok. I said. Then I head to the bathroom
And there are rats in the sink and bugs crawling on the mirrors
I’m like, omg I fucking ate here
I go to throw up on the toilet
But it’s filled with diarrhea
So I run outside to vomit
And on a bike is a guy who stops and asks me if I’d like to have an omlet

I get on the pegs and off we go


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