On the news was an Ogre
On the bottom of the screen it said “Ogre”
The ogre was green
Ok we are here with Ogre. Ogre tell us what you saw..
Ok. I’m an Ogre. I was taking a dump over there. When I saw a car crash into the playground. The guy, he got out and started shooting at the kids.
One of the parents, he started running my direction. But was shot down.
That’s terrible. What kind of gun was he using?
I don’t know to be honest. I am just ogre.
Ok back to you Al.
Excuse me, can I fuck you?
No, I don’t fuck Ogres.