I’m no longer inspired, I told a tire at a mechanic shop
Is that right? Mechanic shop?
Nah. No one says it like that, said the tire
Hey, tire. What’s it like to be a tire?
It’s very tiring
Haha. You’re so funny, tire.
Tire. I want to take you home and put you on the back of my Jeep, it’s a Wrangler
The tire looked like it wanted to say something else
What is it, tire?
Only thing is…I want to sit up front with you
On the passenger seat?
Yes, on the passenger seat.
Flashback to the Present
And that is why, I said as I looked into the rearview mirror. And that is why the tire sits up front.