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Happy Mother’s Day, Bitch

It was Mother’s Day…

Mothar Mal curled up by a window
And with her dumb face she stared up

Mothar Mal began to read a book
But lost interest after the first page

She called her dog over
A Mowitzi named Rage

Next thing you know
Mothar Mal gets a call
You’ve been diagnosed with AIDS
You have one second to live

*One second passes*

She falls and the phone bumps off her head

Happy Mother’s Day, Mothar Mal, said the physician.

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