She inserted one of those zigzag straws into an anus
And began drinking
On the bar lay the source of anus, ass
The ass was perched there like a cooked turkey
And I was like, hello. I walked up
And she was caught off guard and so she spit out a little shit at me
She said, omg I’m sorry. And she cleaned it up with a napkin (or at least tried)
I was like, excuse me. Can I get what she’s having?
And I pierced it with my straw and drank. And then she took her straw and wiggled it into my ass and we were both drinking from the same ass.
I was a little mad because it tasted good. I’m like, order another one for yourself… whore
Yeah you’re dressed like a whore
You’re just mad I’m not your whore
Bitch! I don’t care about you, whore.
“Fuck you asshole!,” she said.