On A Date

We went on a date
Everything went fine
We got in an Uber and
She let me play with her ass

I squeezed it so hard she felt
A jolt of pain
She told our Uber slave
Don’t worry about us, we’re insane

As I got out I handed him 5
Bucks. I’m also an economic slave, I said
More power to us, yo

We did a fist bump
Like we both know the deal apparently
He handed me a pamphlet
He said, have you heard about the revolution?

*I lol*

Listen, man. I wrote this.

No fucking way.

*He looks at me in amazement*


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