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I Got Me A Nice Harley

I met a guy
He worked at Harley Davidson
He said Jose my poop has hair in it
I said, shave the shit

Now show me your nicest bikes
He showed me a red one, he showed me a blue one
I said, Melvin…do you know of a Clara?
Ah yes me I think I knew one

I bought two bikes
One for me and one for him
We’re outside
*Vroom vroom*
Show me where she lives

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