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I’ve Got Mail

I saw my dead ex
She delivered a package to me
From Fed Ex
I’m like, first of all you’re supposed to be dead
And what? You were resurrected as a Fed Ex worker?

She’s like, here’s your package. Have a good day Jose
Now I’m thinking…I didn’t order anything
I open the box and it’s my dead ex
Cut up into little pieces by Fed Ex

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