The whole word. The whole world, it admires me
If the world was a person it would keep a diary
And mention Jose. Jose the world would mention
The world is relentless like my writing skills. Watch how I pen this 👀
I’ma send you to the dentist when a couple teeth I knock them out
I went fishing and put in my pants a flaming trout
I’m friends with Tom Hanks and I made out once with Courtney Love
For a whole month I pissed in a jug. That’s how long it took to fill up the tub
I bathed in it, true. It’s funny but that’s the type of shit I do
How I jot it is so… something. What’s the adjective I’m looking for?…
I told my old lady, I just ordered pizza. Whatchu cooking for?
Put the spatula down, sweety.