I’m developing software for advanced metrics
Investors fight amongst themselves
Over who will be blessed enough to help

I design software using my mind
And nothing else
Then I tell a geek the formulas
And he invents software

Great. Now we need marketing.
That’s where the investors come in
I need money to pay for a badass PR Firm
A firm that’s Puerto Rican
I’m speaking mathematics
To the unlearned plebian
Y’all need this software
It can predict a lesbian


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