The Swanson Letter

I received a letter in the mail.
It was from Lupita Swanson
She said the following:

Dear Jose,

Please enjoy.

That’s it? I wondered. That’s when I noticed a white substance, a powdery substance. At first I thought it was cocaine. Kuz she did say, please enjoy. That’s when I started having trouble breathing. And then it hit me – it was anthrax. I was immediately taken to the hospital and now I owe an extravagant ambulance bill. (That was the worst part of it all).

Needless to say I survived the attack. I wrote on a Post-It, Do not open letters from Lupita Swanson. And I stuck it on my wall.

Please enjoy? I guess she was being sarcastic. Hmm they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. She’s brilliant!


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