I received a letter in the mail.
It was from Lupita Swanson
She said the following:
That’s it? I wondered. That’s when I noticed a white substance, a powdery substance. At first I thought it was cocaine. Kuz she did say, please enjoy. That’s when I started having trouble breathing. And then it hit me – it was anthrax. I was immediately taken to the hospital and now I owe an extravagant ambulance bill. (That was the worst part of it all).
Needless to say I survived the attack. I wrote on a Post-It, Do not open letters from Lupita Swanson. And I stuck it on my wall.
Please enjoy? I guess she was being sarcastic. Hmm they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. She’s brilliant!