Mike Arlington

Never Too Late Till It Is

I knew a guy who had a thousand kids
With 500 women
That’s a thousand tits
This guy his name was Mike
He could of bought a shitty car
But opted for a nice ass bike

He rides around the village
With the fellas smoking blunts
He checks out all the hotties
With the sexy bodies in the summer
He told the whole world
That he was an up and comer

When he turned 80 he became
Very ill and felt lame
He was taken to the hospital
His last words were:
I would have made it
If not for this obstacle
!

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