Poetry

So Relaxed

I’d have to be restrained physically
To be stopped digitally
Kind of funny how that works
I told a nurse there’s nothing you can do
She said, I know. This much you say is true

I slipped a laxative
into the coffee of Max Pascative
My former boss
He shit himself as his date arrived
And I laughed so hard
I almost died

I think in the blink of an eye
Life can indeed change
I was doing 100 in a 50
And didn’t even notice
The speed change

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