What If (Part 1)

What if you could Tweet just using your mind
What if a small bag of chips was still a nickel and two dimes

What if water tasted like onions but was still essential for life
What if you bought a house with no pipes

What if you hired a handyman who ended up raping your daughter
What if Maury was a guest on the Maury Show and he told himself, “I am the father”

What if you could dance like an Egyptian, a stereotypical Egyptian
What if you disappeared in the box and reappeared at the house of the magician

What if I could come up with better What Ifs
What if a guy was born with one tit – on his head!


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