Poetry

Brainiac

I’m a brainiac
Brainiac/maniac
Out of every 100 brainiacs
Among them is one maniac
Maniacal
Intelligently diabolical
You don’t work for me but I can fire you
Then I can re-hire you
The Brainiac hires those who are mired in slumps
I believe in people, I give them chances
The Brainiac is also an asshole romantic

They sing “he’s a brainiac, brainy-ak”
You know, like that song?
I hit the bong and become smarter by a hair
And everyone is bald
I’ve never been called-out
Or have I? Idk I don’t recall
I went to the mall and had sex in a stall
I went to the movies and fucked Daphne with the dick of Scooby

I’m such a brainiac, I blow my own mind
I’m such a brainiac, I blow my own mind

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